Thursday, October 11, 2007

Mistresses Etiquette's


Let me share to you some etiquettes of the Ladies that we so-called  "The Other Woman“, "The Mistress" or No. 2. 

1) "The Other Woman" is not "The Legal One", know your place & neither the twain shall meet & they better not.

2) Even if he tells you he loves you more than his wife, don’t let that stay long to your head.

3) You should be ready to give up Valentine’s Day, Christmas Day, New Year’s Day, Holy Week and birthdays. 

4) Don’t patronize the wife’s beauty parlor, jewelry shop & the places they are going.

5) Don’t call & ask him to come over to your place, wait for his call & just reply back to his sms.

6) To be seen with him in public is risky. The second time is fatal to one of you. The third time is the end for both of you.

7) Never believe & never say anything unfriendly to his wife, not even after he recites a litany of her faults just be
there to listen all.

8) Be a woman of substance & independent (means don’t ask for too much money). He knows what you need.

9) Be discreet. Make sure he doesn't talk while sleeping & doesn't leave his mobile anywhere.

10) When he breaks a date, charge it to a very busy day for him.

11) Don’t complain. You can't. 

12) Send him home as soon as it becomes apparent that he is over staying.

13) Don’t used tears as weapons. He’s probably had enough of that from her.

14) When in doubt, disappear.

15) When all else fails, leave him.

16) To many of us women; loves being "Legally Committed". You didn't ask or insist for marriage. Know where you
stand when circumstances at present.

Now it’s your turn to add the Etiquettes…
What you think would be the next etiquette's that you can apply in here?

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